Apparently my whining did the trick (natch) because it seems that we have found some normal people (at least in appearances!) to rent our home. The guy dropped off their deposit this morning, and Mike says they're coming over to sign the lease tonight.
So how do I celebrate? By getting queasy of course! Crap, crap, crap. TONIGHT?
I am freaking out now that it's actually happening -- but I have no time to freak out. I have to go pack. Crap.