Thursday, May 15, 2008

2 children for sale

Priced to move -- act now and they could be yours! Both in near-new condition, and from a non-smoking household. They come with matching outfits and a box of diapers. Call with questions, serious inquiries only.

All sales are final.

3 comments:

Ganine said...

LMBO!!!! I think that I might steal that!!

Nancy said...

Ha! Good luck with this. Hilary and I put you and Em up on our totally cool program called Rent-A-Baby so many times we lost count, but nobody ever sprung. Go figure. You were a matched set, too.

beanbag said...

You are one sassy maven with fabulosity oozing from your oh so clean mom pores! .....Even if you have webs of nastiness in your fauna. Yuck. and snakes too....double yuck. You should move here.... my kids are for sale to btw. they have marketable skills like scooping dog poop, skate boarding and not brushing their teeth. any takers?